Are you sick of the expression "Two steps forward, one step back?" So is Coco, in fact, she's beyond bitter and bothered, and so, with zero fucqs and sh!ts left to give, she brings to you her aptly titled show, FUCQ THIS SH!T! 

With the loss of her mom, Helen, (and Helen's comforting Bronx words of wisdom,) Coco has been left feeling hopeless and tense nowadays in this fucqed up world where we always take steps back, and so, obsessed with pushing forward and reclaiming our innate magical powers, she's inviting you to join her on this bewitching quest. Through storytelling and song, Coco continues her 35 years tradition of creating an entertaining and heartfelt group therapy session where it's her turn to talk. 

It's time to GET FUCQED!

Sutton Lee Seymour is dusting off her Ruby Tap Shoes and taking center stage as the Witches of Oz in WITCH, PLEASE! Don’t miss Sutton’s hilarious Twists, Turns, Tornados, and Takes on THE WIZARD OF OZ and WICKED… Miss Gulch sings the blues… Glinda the Good wants to be Bad… The Wicked Witch of the West performs ALL of WICKED in 5 minutes… It’s a hilarious night of campy comedy with that will have you clicking your heels three times and put a smile on your face! Now… get your tickets before a house falls on YOU!

The world is in chaos, and America's rainbow sparkle has started to fade. But fear not! One fearless, fabulous Canadian queen is crossing the border- heels first- to  restore the Pride flag. From Karen Walker (Will and Grace), Lady Gaga, Chappell Roan, Adele, Cher, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Greatest Showman, South Park, and a friend of Dorthy- come see why Miss Conception is the talk of P-Town!

Expect Dazzling costume reveals, spot-on celebrity impersonations, all-live singing, and reimagined pop anthems that will have audiences roaring with laughter and singing along. Armed with charisma, uniqueness, and a sharp tongue, dipped in maple syrup, it's time to grab your flags, feathers, and fiercest attitudes- because we're going to MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN!

21 + SHOW

PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS, features full frontal male nudity. a show which Vanity Fair called “dementedly good fun!” requires astonishing stamina, an unbelievable stretch factor and an amazing level of testicular fortitude. The show leaves women and men gasping with more than 40 heroic and hilarious installations, including crowd pleasers, tourist attractions and food products, such as “The Pelican,” “The Windsurfer,” “The Eiffel Tower,” “The Loch Ness Monster” and their signature creation, “The Hamburger.”

"Comedic brilliance!” Time Out, New York

“...shocked me into uncontrollable fits of hysterics….” Time Out, London“Sends audience members into hysterics.” The New York Times

Bea Arthur is having the brattiest summer since … last summer. Inspired by the music of Charli xcx, Kander & Ebb, Chappell Roan, Jerry Herman and so many more - Jason B. Schmidt, arguably the world’s premiere Bea Arthur impersonator, brings you the Drag-Pop-Broadway-Fantasia, nobody asked for but everybody will be talking about for the next 100 years, or seconds. Featuring live singing, stand-up comedy, and a teensy bit of history, this show tastes like cigarettes, Ovaltine, and… Beatrixcx.

A worldly British-African woman, a drag queen, a magician, a comedian, and a jazz singer walk into a bar and do a show……

Sounds like an impossible story, but the impossible is never far away with the magical Miss Uchawi. Witness  miracles, mania, and melody collide with a new international cabaret sensation, a rising star in variety arts, and discover why critics are calling her the “Queen” of Magic. This diva is not only an award winning comedy Magician, and Jazz Singer - but her shows have even earned acclaim from her hometown of fabulous Las Vegas, where she has appeared on the Cover of QVegas Magazine. Her one woman show is a repeat favorite for colleges, comedy clubs, and of course onboard The Big Gay Cruise charters where she can be found as the resident Magician. Fresh from her enchanting residency in puerto Vallarta, Mexico, she is proud to be debuting this year in Provincetown, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and MORE! So come one, come all.. and experience the laughter, the music, and the magic of Miss, Uchawi! 

A Live Interactive  Game Show featuring a rotating cast of Guest Queens. It's a showdown of Sequins and smarts!

A Live-Sung, Comedic Journey Through the Queer History of Blondes

From the Big Bang to Beyoncé, join Scarlett Strauss on a hilariously over-the-top musical romp through time as she explores how blondes shaped the world—and the gays who worship them. Featuring live vocals, pop anthems, and a healthy dose of diva worship, Blonde Ambitions is part cabaret, part stand-up, and fully platinum-powered. Whether you’re blonde, brunette, or just blonde-curious, this show will leave you laughing, singing, and screaming “YAS QUEEN!” through the ages.

JULY 30TH - AUGUST 3RD 

Come and join us for a spectacular evening of music and performance! We're excited to present Nicky Ciampoli as Carol Channing at the renowned Art House in Provincetown, Massachusetts. This event is sure to be a treat for both avid fans and newcomers alike.

In this one-of-a-kind appearance, Nicky Ciampoli embodies the legendary Carol Channing, recreating the essence of the Broadway star's charm, wit, and unforgettable voice. Prepare to be captivated as you step into a world of enchanting melodies and thrilling performances. This event is part of the Art House PTown series, a celebration of arts and culture that brings an array of talent to the stage.

Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Richard Skipper But Were Afraid to Ask* is an entertaining, insightful, and heartwarming look into the life and career of Richard Skipper—a celebrated entertainer, historian, and Broadway aficionado. Through personal stories, backstage anecdotes, and a deep love for theater, Richard takes audiences on a journey filled with laughter, inspiration, and a few surprises. Whether you’re a longtime fan or just discovering his work, this show is a delightful celebration of a life spent in the spotlight and behind the scenes of showbiz.

Richard Skipper Celebrates Hello, Dolly! is a captivating tribute to the beloved musical Hello, Dolly!, celebrating its rich history, iconic performances, and enduring legacy. Hosted by acclaimed entertainer Richard Skipper, the show weaves together engaging storytelling, music, and personal anecdotes, offering audiences an entertaining and heartfelt journey through six decades of the show's impact on Broadway and beyond. With a mix of song, laughter, and behind-the-scenes insights, this one-of-a-kind celebration honors the legendary Carol Channing, Jerry Herman’s uplifting score, and the countless performers who have kept Hello, Dolly! alive for generati

A jazzy elegant-ish evening of cabaret comedy with a little leather undertone. Tap your steel toe boots (or boat shoes) to your favorite songs by and about daddies from Book of Mormon’s Daniel LeClaire. Featuring original music, new arrangements, parodies, Jazz, Pop, and all your Broadway favorites including Elvis, Eartha Kitt, Nat King Cole, Tony Bennet, Frank Sinatra, and more.

Have a harness? Wear it. Know a daddy? Bring him!

Tim Murray returns to P-Town hot off his new TV show with Trixie Mattel and Michael Henry, and after consulting on the Tony Awards with Cynthia Erivo and someone named… Oprah!? Tim’s show is a mix of stand-up, crowd work, and his now world-famous improv songs based on the show you’re seeing. You’re guaranteed to laugh your ass off and he will have you OUT of there in time to go get hammered or get hammered out. 

Murray has slayed it in front of sold-out audiences in Chicago, New York, Toronto, Montreal, Austin, Louisville (even Louisville!), Columbus, DC, Glasgow, London, L.A. , and Edinburgh Fringe Festival, where his show was critically acclaimed and won several awards! Murray can be seen on The Other Two on HBOMax, the film Swan Song starring Jennifer Coolidge, and all over TikTok (10.9 million likes) with his viral sketch comedy videos, including his popular series: Every Conversation in LA. Murray can also be seen at the (redacted) docks enjoying what P-town has to offer. Let’s get gay and buy tickets now!

Brian Justin Crum is The Gayest Showman! Direct from a sold out run in Puerto Vallarta Brian is thrilled to bring this nostalgia packed show to PTown! BJC shares his story through song from growing up and coming out in San Diego, making his way to Broadway at just 18 years old in WICKED to a Finalist on Americas Got Talent. You will get all juicy gossip and heartfelt anecdotes you can handle! With music from Broadway to Britney you don’t want to miss his thrilling voice on all your favorite songs. 

Get ready for an electrifying journey through Freddie Mercury’s greatest hits that elevated him to legendary status. “The Epic Freddie Mercury,” Roy Cruz’s latest masterpiece, is an energetic odyssey filled with nostalgic and intimate moments. This show features live singing, dazzling acrobatic dancers, mesmerizing lights, and iconic costumes.

Roy Cruz showcases his exceptional vocal talent and remarkable impersonation skills as he transforms into Freddie Mercury, creating a captivating experience that bridges the gap between you and the rock legend.

Sing along to authentic QUEEN rock anthems such as "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Love of My Life," "We Will Rock You," and "We Are the Champions," along with exciting new additions. Join Roy Cruz every Friday at The Palm Cabaret in Puerto Vallarta for a night that will leave you cheering for an encore. Experience the magic for yourself!