Sutton Lee Seymour is dusting off her Ruby Tap Shoes and taking center stage as the Witches of Oz in WITCH, PLEASE! Don’t miss Sutton’s hilarious Twists, Turns, Tornados, and Takes on THE WIZARD OF OZ and WICKED… Miss Gulch sings the blues… Glinda the Good wants to be Bad… The Wicked Witch of the West performs ALL of WICKED in 5 minutes… It’s a hilarious night of campy comedy with that will have you clicking your heels three times and put a smile on your face! Now… get your tickets before a house falls on YOU!

The world is in chaos, and America's rainbow sparkle has started to fade. But fear not! One fearless, fabulous Canadian queen is crossing the border- heels first- to  restore the Pride flag. From Karen Walker (Will and Grace), Lady Gaga, Chappell Roan, Adele, Cher, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Greatest Showman, South Park, and a friend of Dorthy- come see why Miss Conception is the talk of P-Town! Expect Dazzling costume reveals, spot-on celebrity impersonations, all-live singing, and reimagined pop anthems that will have audiences roaring with laughter and singing along. Armed with charisma, uniqueness, and a sharp tongue, dipped in maple syrup, it's time to grab your flags, feathers, and fiercest attitudes- because we're going to MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN!

21 SHOW PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS, features full frontal male nudity. a show which Vanity Fair called “dementedly good fun!” requires astonishing stamina, an unbelievable stretch factor and an amazing level of testicular fortitude. The show leaves women and men gasping with more than 40 heroic and hilarious installations, including crowd pleasers, tourist attractions and food products, such as “The Pelican,” “The Windsurfer,” “The Eiffel Tower,” “The Loch Ness Monster” and their signature creation, “The Hamburger.” "Comedic brilliance!” Time Out, New York “...shocked me into uncontrollable fits of hysterics….” Time Out, London“Sends audience members into hysterics.” The New York Times

A Live Interactive  Game Show featuring a rotating cast of Guest Queens. It's a showdown of Sequins and smarts!

A Live-Sung, Comedic Journey Through the Queer History of Blondes From the Big Bang to Beyoncé, join Scarlett Strauss on a hilariously over-the-top musical romp through time as she explores how blondes shaped the world—and the gays who worship them. Featuring live vocals, pop anthems, and a healthy dose of diva worship, Blonde Ambitions is part cabaret, part stand-up, and fully platinum-powered. Whether you’re blonde, brunette, or just blonde-curious, this show will leave you laughing, singing, and screaming “YAS QUEEN!” through the ages.

One Long Earring is a show about the lesbian feminist comeback tour that should have stayed home.  (Think Lezzie Spinal Tap) Starring Faith Soloway, Bitch, Melissa Ferrick, Pamela Means, Anne Stott and Merle Perkins. The band rose to fame in womyn’s bookstores, coffee shops, and Ren Faires, then had their infamous public break up at the Labia Majora festival. The gals haven’t seen each other in years. Can they bring back the music without bringing back the drama? Come to the Clotted Pot (aka The Art House) on October 12th and 13th and find out! ALL AGES WELCOME!

The lesbian power couple, Gertrude Stein and Alice B, Toklas, in a questionable threesome with Mabel Dodge Luhan, take the stage in this witty and comic revision of artistic history.  Set during an arts tour of the Rare Book Room at Yale University, the play takes you back to the high time of lesbian love in Paris. Gertrude, Alice, and Mabel come alive, take over the tour, and move out of their frames to set the record straight on who loved whom, who wrote what, who was the better artist, and who in the heck put them in the wrong frames. And as a referee for all their battles, tour docent Sylvia Santos has her own motive for finding out the truth from the women.  The play has just finished a critically successful run at the Cape Cod Museum of Art and the Cotuit Center for the Arts and is a perfect addition to Women’s Week in Provincetown,